“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
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Princess Peetch~
Lots of Umineko stuff. Like, woah. Also Nintendo, humor, and Homestuck sometimes. Emphasis on sometimes.
Dang, Chihiro lookin’ over at Togami like that you want that billion dollar dick don’t you
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A
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
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holler for a
things! not! to! say! to! asexuals!:
- ‘aren’t you just asexual becuase no one likes you?’
- ‘asexuality isn’t even real’
- ‘you’ll grow out of it’
- ‘well do you masturbate?’
- anything of or pertaining to amoebas
- ‘so does that mean you’re gonna die alone then?’
- ‘you don’t dress like an asexual’
(via phantom-firebird)
I want to see this in a horror game
Those trees are really prett— oh.
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imagine getting fisted with these
More fun than a pillow fight…
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